This page is unfinished lol
This is the OG research document, nowadays research is (or should be) more organized
- Ancient Texts
- Search for hecretary bird
- Hecretary birds legs snap if they run
- Search for snaxe (separate from hecretary bird)
- Note that it’s both in Southern England (after the hecretary bird paragraph and where it says that they are confined to england.
- Snaxe followers: Yiper, Bing snake, iSnaxe(still experimental)
- H-birds beat their victims to a shapeless pulp
- Bloomberg
- Lincoln- maybe the Civil War was just Hecretary Bird vs. Snaxe?
- Address- Definitely from a snaxe
- "Buxton"
- “StaMford? M? The Snaxii definitely want to go to Stanford to get their Slavic languages doctorate minor so they can enslave everybody
- Stanford (Video)
On Hecretary Birds
Hecretary Birds are rare and powerful myth-like godly creatures that have the power to change the world in a good or bad way. The majestivity of this creature is so immense, that it would be very hard for our research and development team to conduct a full, unbiased report on this beautiful creature. Nevertheless, we have done it (not really).
EDITOR'S NOTE: HISTORY HAS DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS
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The Battle Between The Hecretary Bird and the evil Snaxe
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The Battle Between The Hecretary Bird and the evil Snaxe
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The Battle Between The Hecretary Bird and the evil Snaxe