A:
xx18/4/23
The deed is done
Our hit man got him
The apple is safe in the nest
Robert is behind you, awaiting further orders
The falcon is approaching stand by
Standby
B:
xx18/4/23
There was an interception
A suspicious man killed the hit man
The hit man wasn't able to complete
The apple has fallen from the nest
Robert is finding the bird
The falcon is captured
The worm has climbed up the tree, alert
alert
A:
xx18/4/24
Daymay Daymay
Falcon is free
Falcon has taken the apple
Nest has flown
I repeat nest has flown
Bamboo men killed the tree
Suspicious man took the worm
Robert is wounded
Rendezvous at Robert injury site
B:
xx18/4/24
Ota Ota
Ota Asznee's got the pumpy
Robert has bit hit with a frisbee
The hit man's making the sauce
The tree is running after the nest
The bamboo men are lying dead
The tree killed the bamboo men
There is a tracker on the worm
We can locate the suspicious man
The falcon is getting hot, mayDay
mayDay
A:
xx18/4/24
The bamboo men have been killed?
Things look dire indeed
Activate DEFCON 5
Deploy pink baboons to retrieve pumpy
Robert is in the sandwich
Replacement man is named Marty
Worm is going hot
Suspicious man caught
Evacuate falcon, The eagle is coming your way
Meet me at the purple French fry with Hitler
Ca caw, Ca caw
B:
xx18/4/24
The Eagle has landed in the wrong location
We are requesting back-up
DEFCON 5 has been activated successfully
The activation of DEFCON 5 may lead to long-term health effects, I hope you are sure about your decisions.
The falcon has destroyed the Purple French Fry
The nest has eaten the Sandwich
Robert is longer no with us
The worm has exploded
Achoo, Achoo
A:
xx18/5/1
Much has happened this week, listen carefully
The eagle was taken down by an enemy hit-man
It has healed and is coming your way
DEFCON 5 can cause dizziness, mild headaches, and dysentry
Deactivate it, go DEFCON 4
Sending in back up worm
The natives are restless tonight
Ka-kang, Ka-kang
B:
xx20/5/25
My memory is hazy
They got me with the pills
I cannot recover from the amnesia because I am lazy
A year has passed
The eagle has not arrived yet
They are cutting the tall trees
The worm has been eaten
Marty is on the tree looking for the nest
When will we get the apple?
dishkaw, dishkaw